Thursday, June 07, 2007

Stupid Beer News: Don't Call It a Comeback

Stupid Beer NewsSBN has been here for years!

A railcar in Denver derails and spills beer all over downtown. Fortunately it was only Coors. The beer mixed with asphalt from another railcar, potentially giving it some actual flavor.

When the remains of James Doohan (Scotty from Star Trek) were blasted into space, ingredients for a future "space brew" went alongside him. But everyone knows Scotty drank Aldebaran whiskey and Ganymede Scotch, not beer. Duh.

Science has spoken (again): beer is good for you. All hail science!

A Wisconsin bar owner is ticketed for the terrible crime of serving Coors Light with a Miller Lite tap handle. "I didn't think nothing was tragic about it," said the dude. Except for the fact that you're serving your customers piss either way.

Finally, San Diego County's Stone Brewing is starting a beer-and-books club. Good idea. Just stay away from the fucking Oprah books.