Stupid Beer New Year's

Two items for the first Stupid Beer News of 2006:

Not on his watch. A gas station clerk shoots and kills a guy trying to steal two 20 packs of beer. Is Miller really worth dying for? Bell's Two Hearted or some Dogfish Head, maybe, but Miller freakin' Lite?

You are now free to get the hell off the plane. A guy on an airplane is such a belligerent, drunken asshole the pilot actually makes an unscheduled stop to dump him off on an island in the Atlantic. Okay, so this story doesn't mention beer, but the guy could've had some before he boarded the plane, right?