The Real-Life Ronnie Dobbs?

A judge has ordered that a Waterford druggie/thief/loser who's beaten up two of his past fiancees be forbidden from living with any women for one year and further, that he must notify any women he meets of his history of violence.

Awesome. With my six-month trial of Match.com about to expire, I've decided to use my last few weeks of paid status to see if I can get more play by changing my profile to sound like a psycho. Psychos definitely get more action than me, and this guy looks like the perfect model for the new "me."