Thursday, December 22, 2005

The Real-Life Ronnie Dobbs?

A judge has ordered that a Waterford druggie/thief/loser who's beaten up two of his past fiancees be forbidden from living with any women Can't a man control his bitch with violence?for one year and further, that he must notify any women he meets of his history of violence.

Awesome. With my six-month trial of about to expire, I've decided to use my last few weeks of paid status to see if I can get more play by changing my profile to sound like a psycho. Psychos definitely get more action than me, and this guy looks like the perfect model for the new "me."