Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Vote, Citizen!

Leave it to The Onion to get much closer to the truth about presidential elections than any "serious" media source.

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

Of course, none of that matters, since presidential elections are to American politics what the Oscars are to Hollywood, with essentially the same audience.

Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

But at least Hollywood isn't starting wars or quietly building domestic concentration camps. Right?