Stupid Beer News Is Better Late Than Never

SBN beat reporter Verd sent in some good stories last month, worthy of sending 2007 off in proper drunken dumbass style.

Beer and underage cheerleaders. You're already interested.

A Connecticut guy runs out of beer and calls 911 for help with his emergency.

The Boston Beer Company is upset that a candidate for mayor of Portland, Ore., used his own name in his campaign.

And, finally... I'll just use the AP headline for this one: Wis. Man Upset Over Beer Shoots Goats.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from SBN. More beer and stupidity to come in 2008, no doubt.