Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Ohio State Week: Viva Hate!

You know it.It's Ohio State Hate Week again at S&S, and this year I have a real treat for both of my readers. In conjunction with the Institute for Truth, Justice, America, Sunshine, and Puppies (ITJASP), I've done some half-assed Googling extensive scientific research in order to scientifically determine (with science) once and for all which state is superior: Michigan or Ohio.

The extensive research (did I mention it's scientific?) focused on five areas of major cultural, economic, and historical significance:

  1. Music
  2. Politics
  3. Celebrity fans
  4. Hot chicks
  5. Beer
Over the course of OSU Hate Week, I'll be posting the results of the ITJASP research, which are scientific and unimpeachable. The first installment will be coming later tonight or tomorrow morning, depending on real life and all of that. In the meantime, enjoy some Ohio State jokes:

Typical OSU fags, er, fansQ: How many Buckeyes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but he gets three credits for it.

Q: What do you say to a Buckeye in a three-piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.

Q: There are three Buckeyes in a car. Who's driving?
A: The arresting officer.

Q: How do you keep the Buckeyes out of the end zone?
A: Put a classroom there.

Q: What's the difference between a Buckeye and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding scumsucker, and the other is a fish.

Q: Why do Buckeye fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Ba-doom, TSSSH! I'm here all week, folks.