Stupid Beer News Is Chillin'

SBN returns from enjoying the great weather with these updates:

In Florida, a scary-looking woman attacks an old geezer for not giving her beer money. The nerve of that guy!

Tennessee zoos may be able to serve booze if a new bill passes -- but only during after-hours events. Wait, after-hours events at the zoo? I don't wanna know.

Internationally, some ungrateful idiot in Brazil has the best job in the world -- beer taster -- but still has to sue his employer because it's their fault he's an alcoholic.

Malaysian customs officials plan to dump 196,000 cans of smuggled beer down the drain. Jerks.

(Thanks SBN correspondents Steve and Verd.)