Friday, April 20, 2007

We Are the Champions!

On Tuesday night, our team clinched the top spot in the winter bowling league, with some help from a best-ever 176 rolled by yours truly. All other teams were overtaken and eclipsed by our bowling awesomeness. It was asskickery for the ages.

The only questions remaining are how much booty we get to take home and if there will be another trophy to add to my bathroom collection. I hope so, because Dick the Albino Bowler is itching for more furniture.

The Tenth Frahm
Our victory was so potent it caused women's panties to spontaneously drop.