Mardi Gras 2007: The Breakdown

Because this year's party may have been the best yet, I thought I'd try to do something a little different by breaking down some debauchery stats. Of course, since I was probably only semi-coherent for most of the party's duration, all values are (very) approximate. No warranty, express or implied, blah blah blah... It went down like this:

Food Consumed

1 pot jambalaya
1 1/2 crocks of gumbo
1 pot of steamed mussels in wine and garlic sauce
1 muffuletta
1 crock of red beans and rice
1 veggie tray
1 tray of crab/salmon dip and crackers
1 lb. shrimp cocktail
1/2 pan bread pudding (w/ bourbon frosting drizzle)
1 king cake
1 plate peanut butter cookies
1 bag tortilla chips w/ con queso salsa

Beer and Liquor Demolished

1 keg of homebrewed dunkel
1/2 keg of Bell's Two Hearted
1/2 keg of Old 22 Alt
~30 bottles of Abita (Restoration, Purple Haze, Turbo Dog)
~10 bottles misc. beer (Boddington's, Bell's lager, dopplebock, etc.)
1 1/4 fifths Bacardi Light
1/2 fifth Bombay Sapphire
3/4 fifth of Smirnoff
1/2 fifth Captain Morgan
1, uh, wagon of super special imported tequila
~6 blenders full of tropical depressions (fake hurricanes w/o 151)

Miscellaneous

2 broken chairs
2 spilled beers
1 passed out dude
1 episode of vomiting
1 thrown drink
1 mooning incident
2 viewings of Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling DVD
3 rooms of nastified linoleum and carpeting

Enjoy the photoset that will probably disqualify any and all of us from running for president. Warning: contains ass.