Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Stupid Beer News-O-Rama

Teens steal several golf carts and a bunch of beer from
Jo Daddy's Golf Course in Palm Bay, Florida:

It sounds funny when you hear it at first, golf carts and beer.
Yes, it does. Almost as funny as a golf course named Jo Daddy's.

Meanwhile, in Wisconsin, laid-off machinist and bar patron Robert Norden dies in a shootout with cops over "dirty beer," proving there's a limit to how much indignity a man can take.

Finally, an Arkansas teacher discovers beer was stolen from his fridge, but a bag of pot was left in its place, raising the question, "Why would you bother going to the cops?" Sounds like a decent trade to me.

(Thanks Verd.)