A Message from Mayor Tommy Shanks

I know it looks like I've abandoned my blog, but I haven't. Work's been kicking my ass into the evenings, and I've been out every night after that for the past week, maybe more. I can't remember the last time I did anything more at home than feed the cats, shower, and sleep.

It's hard out here for a pimp. Or whatever.

Right now I was supposed to be going to Kuhnhenn Brewery with some friends, but I guess maybe they are too hungover. So I thought, hey, now's a great time to reconnect with my rapidly dwindling audience.

So, how are you guys?

Are you enjoying your summer?

I am. But it's really hot today. I was forced to turn on the AC.

Well, I guess that's it for now. Good talking with you.

Now, where'd I put my Milkbones?