Not About the War

The last (or almost last) piece of the puzzle is in place for my fiendish plot, hatched back in early March. What plot, you ask? The plot to move my lazy slobness outside when it got warmer. It started with a laptop computer, then a wireless router so I could surf the 'net on the laptop, and then cool furniture to sit on outside while surfing. I got the bistro set yesterday -- two wrought iron chairs and a table -- and it looks pretty cool. Now, when it gets warm and stays warm, I will be able to be a couch potato on the balcony, gaining even more weight in a place where yellow jackets can fall into my beer. Cool, huh?