Nobody Fucks with De 300 Proof

With the return of fall comes the return of serious, hardcore, kickass, x-treme bowling. Tuesday Fun League defending champions 300 Proof (that's my team, y'all) are back intact and ready for the attack! Other playaz be bringing their weak-ass shit to the lanes, but they'll be no match for the strike-osity we are going to be layin' down, yo.

After Week 1, I be chargin' outta the gates with a mean-ass average of 133. (That works out to a 60 handicap, suckaz!) Follow our progression toward a REPEAT season in this space, you bowling junkies.