Yet More College Footbaw News

Not so fast, Florida. According to America's Finest News Source, the BCS has determined that no team is good enough to play in a title game against Ohio State.

BCS Determines No Team Worthy Of Facing Ohio State In Championship Game

COLUMBUS, OH—In what many BCS officials are citing as "proof that their flawless system indeed works," no Division 1-A college football team was found to possess the sheer excellence required to face Ohio State, the No. 1 ranked team since...

The Onion also reports on what gifts players are getting from the different bowls.

Meanwhile, a Buckeye has seized control at college football blog Every Day Should Be Saturday, and his Nickelback-loving ass is making some changes...

Don't let the sweatervest fool you: As reported here last month, OSU coach Jim Tressel worships Satan. Also, he seems to have a problem disciplining all those top "student/athletes" that play for him.

Here's hoping for a meteorite to strike Glendale on January 8. Go meteorites!