Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Be Adequite

I missed this originally, but it's pretty funny. Attention-seeking slut Actress Lindsay Lohan apparently issued some typo-filled, incoherent statement after Robert Altman (M*A*S*H, A Prairie Home Companion) died:

I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career ... He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do.
I hope when the time comes for her memoir to be released that she writes it all by herself. Then at least it would be funny. Maybe more pictures of her boobs (NSFW, you pervert) would help too because, you know, sluts are cool.

In other movie news, "director" Uwe Boll has been challenged to a game of trivia by a consortium of dorkwads:
We've met him on his terms, in the boxing ring. Is he man enough to meet us on our terms, in the trivia ring? Or is he willing to admit that he's too chickenshit to take on a bunch of wimpy, pasty nerds in something where he might lose?
At this point, it's probably fair to wonder if this isn't just Boll's next publicity stunt. Like Shatner before him, he's starting to become too self-aware and exploitive of his own suckiness to make it very much fun. Pity.