Doh, I Suck

Yeah, I know, I suck as a blogger. I've let other stuff get in the way of my obligation to provide both of my readers with pointless rants and stupid links. Beer, bowling, girls, football, bachelor party planning, work, freelance biz, and other things have somehow become higher priorities than this here repository of drivel from my addled brain.

I've let you down, and you should know I feel just terrible.


Mel 2 is pretty cute, though.

But to prove that I'm still here and posting and stuff, here's this video I know you'll enjoy. It's what happens when a turtle bitch don't give it up to a male mackdaddy: He bust a cap in her shell. (Thanks Grr.)