Saturday, May 27, 2006

Stupid Beer News Roundup: Holiday Weekend Edition

The SBN has been building up for a while (thanks Verd), so as Uncle Grambo would say, I'm gonna present it to you bullet-stizz:

  • Crisis in Canada: Bars in Edmonton are running out of beer because hosers are pounding so many during the hockey playoffs.

  • Ever feel and/or behave like a drunken animal? So did these monkeys.

  • Anheuser-Busch wins the legal right to sell its crappy beer in Hungary, over the objections of the tiny Czech brewery in the town of "Budweiser."

  • This explains why I get so trashed so fast when drinking "Captain Zero," i.e., Captain Morgan and Coke Zero.

  • A clerk in Wisconsin successfully thwarts a robbery by brandishing... a beer can. Hero!

  • Some crazy bastard in Utah (is that redundant?) filled his townhouse with 70,000 cans of Coors Light. If he had been drinking real beer instead of that girly crap, he would have gotten drunk on much less and thus generated fewer dead soldiers. Just sayin'.
Enjoy your weekend, you drunken monkeys. Remember to drink irresponsibly and eat too much shrimp on the barbie.