What's It Going to Be Then, Eh?

Scientific progress rolls on with a proposal to design a drug cocktail that would mimic the best parts of drunkenness (social lubricant) while eliminating or minimizing the worst parts (morning-after exploding head). The article doesn't mention if beer goggles are considered a positive or negative effect of drinking. At any rate, perhaps in the near future we'll be able to meet our droogs down at the Korova for a little synthemesc.

(Thanks Verd.)