This one was submitted by Clarissa, who, it should be pointed out, has been to maybe one beer tasting ever. But I still thought it was funny.
The Pourer
Description: Don't be fooled by his so-called knowledge of brewing and the beer-making arts; this one's just in it for the free drinks. You
know it and he knows it, but he pretends you don't know it. He would like nothing more than to offer up a foamy glass to the full, pouting lips of a parched, slightly haughty European babe with big knockers who would so appreciate an alcoholic exegesis from a six-pack sommelier with a sophisticated hops-and-malt palate, but -- alas, no -- mostly he's just handing pours to frat boys, vacant-eyed suits, bulging middle-aged loudmouths, Brawny man wannabes, and the occasional girlfriend or wife.Typical comment: "One for you and two for me."
Previous entries: Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V.
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