Friday, January 06, 2006

Get Your Tickets Now

Another Uwe Boll masterpiece!Today is the opening of "BloodRayne," the latest videogame-to-movie offering from German "director" Uwe Boll ("House of the Dead," "Alone in the Dark"). Be sure to run out and see it now, as I expect it won't be in theatres very long. Some would say, another Boll classic destined for the IMDB "Bottom 100." Oh wait, some are already saying it (#42, baby! ). I'll be keeping an eye on Rotten Tomatoes. Meat Loaf and Ben "Sir Gandhi" Kingsley? This is sure to generate some interesting reviews.

Anyway, while you're waiting for the crowds to thin out so you can get your tickets, why not brush up on your Chuck Norris facts?

Plus, of course, here's another stupid comic.