This one was contributed by Matt, a fellow beer pourer.
Fish Out of Water
Description: You look at him and think, "I can't believe that guy bought a ticket to a beer tasting." He's thinking the exact same thing. If he's not draining a glass of fine, quality beer (into the
spit bucket), then he's grimacing, smacking his lips, or regarding his glass with the hurt, quizzical expression normally reserved for when a woman slaps him in the face. He might be one of those wine-and-cheese types, with a tennis sweater draped over his shoulders and a bumper sticker on his Volvo that reads, "I'd rather be attending a debutante ball." Or he might be a sad, lost jock, silently bemoaning the 25 big ones he could have spent on Jager shots as he turns to you in his Doug Flutie jersey with the faded ranch-dressing stain and asks, "Can I have some beer?"Typical comment: "That is definitely not for me."
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