Beam Him Up, God

James Doohan AKA "Scotty" of Star Trek fame bought the farm today. I always thought his accent was genuine, but then I'm a gullible dope.

In related news, Gerry Thomas, inventor of the crappy TV dinners many dorks no doubt consumed while watching Star Trek, also bought it today, but he's probably going to hell for helping usher in the era of fast food.