Consumerism RULES!

Quick, go and buy something -- anything -- with my spiffy new "Amazon Associates" link on the right. A part of the proceeds goes to buying me beer, or something.

Actually, no, I requested that I be paid in Amazon gift certificates (a great marketing ploy on their part), so I won't really get any beer. Just money for books and stuff, which is almost as good as beer.

But you really had better hurry, because once Amazon actually reads my site, they will probably kick me out of their Associates program for being insufficiently diverse or tolerant or something.