Straight Eye for the Queer Guy

Holy crap, what is all this gay shit in your place? Knick-knacks? Flowers? What the hell?

Where are all the empty beer bottles and pizza boxes?

This space could really use a mini-bar.

How about a pool table for this room?

A closet full of leather chaps? Disgusting! You need some more flannel shirts, dude.

We suggest less pink overall. Paint the place blue. Dark blue.

And the wrestling magazines in the bathroom? Those have to go. Try a book of The Onion.

You faggot.