A Magazine I Can Toast

Modern Drunkard -- At last, here' s a magazine with useful information in it, like how to "Make the Most of Your Next Trip to Oblivion," "The 12 Steps to Becoming a Better Drunkard," and "365 Reasons to Get Soused." So politically incorrect I am inclined to support this fine publication with an actual subscription. And, yes, Todd, they've even done a story on absinthe.

Here's looking at you, kid. (Of course I have a beer in hand.)