Wednesday, November 12, 2003

Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet

All two of my regular readers probably know I enjoy good zombie flicks (though there are probably only about three of them out there, all made by George Romero). Well, good news for fellow zombie movie lovers! It seems the rumors are true. While surfing the Internet, I happened to discover there will be another wonderful zombie movie, at least eventually. It's in the early stages of production now, and there's no timeframe for when it might be released. But it's definitely being worked on. That's right, I'm talking about...

"Die, You Zombie Bastards!"

This charming web site describes the silly plot of this "SERIAL-KILLER SUPERHERO ROCK'N'ROLL ZOMBIE ROAD MOVIE ROMANCE," capping off the scary story by telling us that at the end:

... ALL of [Evil Bad Guy Baron] Nefarious' previous experiments in forming an unstoppable army are freed from their vaults deep beneath the earth-- angry Dog Men!! Robots!! Ninjas!! Radioactive fallout hatches an alien race of gigantic, bloodthirsty Intergalactic Mosquito Warlords!!!!

Can't wait to see this at my local Star Theatre!

Oh yeah, and Romero is said to be working on a fourth "Dead" movie, tentatively titled "Dusk of the Dead." (Which is the real good news, in case your sarcasm detector is malfunctioning.)