Wednesday, October 08, 2003

Highly Qualified

So California's next governor Arnold Schwarzenegger participated in orgies and gangbangs and smoked pot in his younger days and apparently groped chicks on movie sets as recently as 2000?

This upsets some people, who seem to think Arnold's unseemly behavior somehow disqualifies him from holding office. On the contrary, I think being a boorish lout makes one uniquely qualified for the job of screwing taxpayers, property owners, consumers, and others out of their money and freedom. Of course, most people -- probably including Arnold -- don't view "public service" in terms quite so stark. But that's really all it comes down to in the end.

Oh well, at least Arnold admits bodybuilders' penises are the same size as everyone else's. That's a relief.

(Thanks to Verd for the link -- again.)