Saturday, August 09, 2003

And We Thought Geoffrey Fieger Was Bad...

At least Michigan can say that Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gary Coleman, and Larry Flynt never ran for governor of the state.

My vote, if I were a Californian? Gallagher, of course. But voters would have to be sure to cover themselves in ponchos so they don't get bits of watermelon splattered on them.